The other day I was going into my office building and my mind was elsewhere. We're supposed to press our id badges against the reader to unlock the turnstile. I completely ditzed out and just barreled right into it. I hit the bar of the turnstile right at my hips and I was bent over double by the impact. Feeling *very* foolish I fished in my purse for my badge. The guard sitting behind his desk asked if I was alright.
I said; "Yes, I'm just a little ditzy today, that's all."
He said; "Well, just be glad you're not a man!"
I smiled sweetly at him and giggled.
He doesn't know *how* glad I'm not a man!
-Sandy
I said; "Yes, I'm just a little ditzy today, that's all."
He said; "Well, just be glad you're not a man!"
I smiled sweetly at him and giggled.
He doesn't know *how* glad I'm not a man!
-Sandy
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